Love Omegle chat
Stranger: TALLY HO WATSON! FETCH THE UMBRELLA!
You: Oh no. My dog watson ate it.
You: Terribly sorry old chum.
Stranger: Thats it!
Stranger: Prepare yourself for a round of fisticuffs!
You: One moment whilst I tilt my head forward.
You: And my hat, rather
Stranger: I should warn you i have quite the right arm you know!
You: Oh-ho! I've quite the left arm chum!
Stranger: Your mother sports hair from the chestal reigion!
You: I do say what a crude remark! While in your mothers case Im' pleased to say she's a fine woman...under the covers.
Stranger: I will have you know my mother is most horrid under the covers you fiend!
You: Ah. You've found out from experince I wager? Many have had the pleasure. I'm not overmuch in disbelief.
Stranger: Indeed, i was born from that place you dimwit! However, on the subject of betting, i would wager the healthy sum of 10 shillings on the belief that your mother was born into a working class family!
Stranger: hahahahaha!
You: Ah-hum! Now I must counter you in this game of wits! My pawn shall take your knight! My mother happens to have been born a royal name. Where as your matron has made money from various men, and has had no self-respect at all! I dare venture as to ask, who is your father? You can't answer, as you don't know!
Stranger: Yeah well, yo mommas ugly
You: Oh naw ya didn't bitch! Yo Mamma's so fat! Earth dudn't revolve around the sun. It moves everytime she walks.
Stranger: You are truly a master of internet-roleplay-acting-shit, my hat goes off to you, farewell!
The fact I had a crush on this psychotic female clown may say negative things of my mental health then. LOL
Ohhhh pedos trolling you makes my day
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 13/f/Alaska
Stranger: 17/m/new hampshire
You: where?
Stranger: new hampshire
You: wheres dat?
Stranger: in new england
Stranger: :)
Stranger: am i too old for you?
You: oh cool
You: no. why would u be? :D
Stranger: jw
Stranger: do you like older boys?
You: sure! there nice u like younger girls?
Stranger: yeah, i had a gf who was 12yo before
You: a gf? wow....
You: ive never had a gf before
You: er bf lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you want one?
You: sure!
Stranger: do you have a phone?
You: ya
Stranger: can you text?
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: why?
Stranger: so we could talk again
You: u dont know what i look like thoh!
Stranger: doesnt mattet
You: :)
You: awww dats sweet
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :*
You: hrm?
Stranger: ?
You: wuts ".*"?
Stranger: a kiss
You: ohhhh i can see that. tanks :)
Stranger: jw, do you like dick?
You: dick?
Stranger: do you like it?
You: dun know never seen one
Stranger: im so horny
You: ok
You: hey!
You: im on youtube i want u 2 see me
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh6wtATgJRs&feature=related im the little girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
